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Twilight Spring and the Basal Ganglia

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Hey guys, you know you missed me. Rico is gone, so its just Dan now, but I wont disappoint. For the next chapter of the dizzyflame blog, I am going to begin an entirely different approach- scavenging the globe to bring you the best entertainment this world has to offer, and I don't mean sumo wrestling!!!!!!

Stay tuned

- oh and to wet your appetite Ill begin with a limerick.

There once was a man from Stanbul,
he soliloquized thus to his tool,
you ruined my health and took all my wealth,
and now you wont pee you old fool!
-courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut

AWESOME REVIEW!- by Dan

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David Blaine LMAO.

Skateboarding - Increadible

Sit back, relax, and be amazed


Best Street-Skater Alive: Rodeny Mullen

BRAIN TRAINER ADVANCE

Yesterday, on my way to the supermarket, I stopped by some crazy thrift store which sells not second hand but left-over electronics, bed-sheets, and suitcases, ludicrous, I know! I made a sweep over to the electronic department, and low, my eye caught a glimpse of a shiny white game-boy device.

The covering was immaculate, highly technical and very appealing- it read "The Brain Trainer Advance." I bought it for a mere $10 reduced from $25, and installed 2 AAA batteries.

At first nothing, so I pressed the on switch and a jolly song began to play. DU DI DI DA LALALA DU DU BOP BI BI BOO BOP. The thing consisted of 6 training programs and 2 brain age and brain stress assessments along with some graphs to track your progress.

First I tried the brain age game which asked you to find numbers in order in a very clustered screen. I sat down and began. To my surprise I discovered that I had the brain of a 68 year old woman. I tried again, this time with my eyes unflinching and the lights glaring at the screen turned full blast. Alright, I was now at 27 years old. I tried a final time and voila every muscle spasming to make record time, I had done it, 21 years old. Still off a year but I was pretty much at my prime!

The other games were very frustrating, I didn't even pass 60 years old on the brain stress and memory games. There was a card counting game which made me want to throw the thing in the fireplace.

The brain trainer advance is a remarkable tool made by Sega with plenty of research supporting their claims. If you don't use it you lose it- that's of course in reference to the brain Casa Nova.

Loituma - Remixed

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